http://www.helenmartin.com/2007/01/26/alarm-clock/ Witty brilliance from the lovely Bride of Martinstein Sat, 19 May 2012 10:59:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.helenmartin.com/2007/01/26/alarm-clock/#comment-7568 Amy Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:32:20 +0000 http://www.helenmartin.com/?p=146#comment-7568 <p>Horrifing. You can also vary it a bit- "The basement's flooded,' 'My car won't start,' 'Did you over draw the account, again?' That'll cause you to be wide awake in an instant.</p> Horrifing. You can also vary it a bit-
“The basement’s flooded,’ ‘My car won’t start,’ ‘Did you over draw the account, again?’ That’ll cause you to be wide awake in an instant.

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