Alarm Clock

When it goes off, you hear the voice of a two year old calmly saying, “Mama, I vomited.”

Worked perfectly today at 4:45 A.M.

One Response to “Alarm Clock”

  1. Amy Says:

    Horrifing. You can also vary it a bit-
    “The basement’s flooded,’ ‘My car won’t start,’ ‘Did you over draw the account, again?’ That’ll cause you to be wide awake in an instant.

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